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Miniature Converted, Painted, Based and Photographed by Tony Harwood

Foul Mouth Freddy

In all of Kyng Georgie Porgies Albion armed forces there can be few that can match the pure downright depravity of the Hobgoblin Orc Foul Mouth Freddy. The early years are shrouded in a mist so thick that you could cut it with a blunt bayonet, although Freddy himself will tell you of how he used to con gullible young Orcs in the Municipal Borstal with a two-headed, silver 6d coin. Later and after a number of dubious occupations Freddy was once again called up in front of the ‘Beak’, the options were stark, a long stretch in prison or join the army. The army won and Freddy found that his straight talking manner and ability to delegate soon saw him rise to the rank of Sergeant in the campaigns against the usurper Mordred. The rank of sergeant suited Freddy and if only he had been able to keep his foul mouth and love of Booze and She Orcs under control, Freddy’s military career could have been so very different.  Freddy has the uncanny knack of always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time – and usually to senior officers or the wives/daughters of senior officers! On many occasions Freddy has been flogged or placed in the brig, he has removed and re-stitched his sergeant stripes so often that he now just ties them on with ribbon! However the truth is that Freddy is that rare Orc – a born soldier! And a good soldier at that!

Tag Type: Character
Point of View: Valon

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Foul Mouth Freddy was created by Tony Harwood and was first published in the 2009 Flintloque Adventure "Foul Mouth Freddy Spikes the ****ing Gun" right here on Orcs in the Webbe.

Based on his Godfather you can read more about Freddy's genesis over on Tony's superb blog here.

Alternative Armies' produced a 'Very Limited Edition' miniature of Foul Mouth Freddy, limited to only 250 casts. If you're very lucky you might still be able to order one from thier website here. 

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Spikes the ****ing Gun

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! See how the legend began as you take control of the foul mouthed Orc sergeant Freddy in his first adventure as he attempts to use a section of allied Krautian Dwarves as cover to disable a Finklestein gun emplacement.

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Fools the ****ing Ferach

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Foul Mouth Freddy returns in this cracking tale involving a small group of inexperienced Orcs going up against a full section of Ferach with only Freddy's bl**dy brilliant plan between them and a horrid death. May Sentinel help them all.

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Scours the ****ing Town

    In this first scenario of the Scours, Speeds and Sneaks mini-campaign, Freddy must search the town of Burrow Port looking for his commander's beloved horse and the regimental busby, having lost both of them the night before in a drink fuelled haze...

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Speeds through the ****ing Forest

    In the second scenario of the Scours, Speeds and Sneaks mini-campaign, Freddy must race across the countryside past local bandits and the ever vigilante Provosts to get back to camp before Roll Call...

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Sneaks Past the ****ing Guards

    In the third scenario of the Scours, Speeds and Sneaks mini-campaign, Freddy must sneak back into the Albion Orc camp before they find out he's been out on the razzle in the local town of Burrow Port...

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Divides the ****ing Loot

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Valon's loveable anti-hero returns in this tale where Freddy and his companions must retreat through hostile territory with a variety of loot 'acquired' from the pointy-eared Ferach B******s.

  • Foul Mouth Freddy and The ****ing Kartoffenburg Mash-up

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Valon's loveable anti-hero returns once again to OITW, this time in a full 15,000 word novella, Freddy's biggest adventure to date!

  • Monkey Business

    Foul Mouth Freddy and his group of Unlikely Heroes must sneak into the town of Atria searching for urgent supplies whilst Orc redcoats and Elf marines settle an old deep set grudge.

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Saves the ****ing Sheep

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In parts of Taffsea, hidden in deep, lush valleys there are many legends of fair folk and evil doings. This is the story of how Foul Mouth Freddy found true love in this most unusual of places...

  • Foul Mouth Freddy

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! After the Mordredian Wars the famous Albion poet, Samuel Taylor Orcridge, wrote three verses of poetry about the much loved anti-hero Foul Mouth Freddy. Today we see on which events the poem was based and glance at the historical notes as one is a previously unheard of tale involving an Elven Eagle no less...

  • Spirited Away

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! With an eye towards his retirement, Freddy comes up with a plan to supply homebrew rotgut to some local innkeepers, unaware that several large spanners loom large above his works - spanners in the form of Colonel Sim-San, the Temperance League, Catatonic religious heavies and, last and in many ways least, the Orc Camp Patrol...

  • The Kyng's Bloody Shilling

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Wogan, Wheeling-Turn's best and most trusted spymaster, has (by necessity) chosen Freddy and his posse for a mission to recover gold. The sort of gold that countries go to war over. The sort of gold that mere mortals only dream of. This is the story of how Wogan chose Sergeant Foul-Mouth Freddy to recover the Kyngs Shilling.

  • Dracci Breath

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Rumours abound of a breakaway dwarf faction who have been scouring the lands for items imbued with and remaining Wylde Magicke. One such leadneeds investigating and Wheeling-Turn's spy-master Wogan has to send in a team to investigate...

  • Foul Mouth Freddy Loses the ****ing Chest

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The loveable anti-hero is somewhat bu****ed when the chest whose charge he was given, the same chest upon which three powerful Notables of Albion's army are waiting, expecting thier Cryptmass deliveries, doesn't seem to have made the journey it was meant to.

  • The Lady Canrig Bwt

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this Saints Day exclusive scenario we get a glimpse at the origins of Tony Harwood's fan favourite character. In the time before Mordred annulled the laws of Magicke a young Orc called Freddy stumbles into a sinister plot on the streets of a small taffsea town. Who is the mysterious Lady Canrig Bwt...

  • The Strangest Adventure of Foul Mouth Freddy

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Under the influence of some particularly potent Goblin Scrumpy the lovable rogue Foul-Mouth Freddy stumbles into some of the strangest things he has ever experienced.

  • Foul Mouth Freddy and The Wrong ****ing Wagon

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Freddy's latest venture takes an unexpected turn when a group of local wine barons mistake his wagon for one laden with something rather more potent in this Flintloque scenario for three or four players.

  • The Cursed Snuffbox

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Continuing the tradition of bringing you a tale of terror on All Hallow's Eve, Tony Harwood tells us of a cursed snuff box that nearly destroyed the entire army of Albion...

  • The Pyjama Pilferer

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! OITW regular and storyteller extraordinare, Tony Harwood, turns his attention to another of Foul Mouth Freddy's posse for this years Advent tale in honour of the memory of the last of the colourful characters who have inspired the many wonderful tales we've read these last seven years.

  • Freddy's Daisy Roots

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Regular readers of The Advent Calendar will no doubt be aware of our favourite red-coated anti-hero and his many miss-adventures, but few will have heard the tale of how Freddy obtained his previously-owned-by-an-Ogre boots or as Freddy calls them, ‘His Daisy Roots’.